We must free Calypso.
Timmy <3
“Fear me, I’ve killed hundreds of Time Lords.”
“Fear me, I’ve killed all of them.”
MY BABIES
“We don’t kill… We don’t kill…”
It’s ok, Kon, he still hasn’t needed the batbird and batbees pamphlet
“Kids today…”
NW #148
It just makes me really sad to think of how much Alfred has to worry. Being the mother of a family of self-endangering idiots can’t always be adventurous fun.
Being the mother of a family of self-endangering idiots can’t always be adventurous fun.
reblogging again and I don’t give a fuck.
One of the best scenes ever.
It’s just a joke. I LOVE YOU WALLYYYY X(
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DC:
So Marvel's movies have been doing really, really well.
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Me:
Yep, they've done a great job of keeping the characters recognizably themselves but simplifying their histories for movie audiences who may not have read the comics.
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DC:
It's a huge franchise now.
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Me:
It is! And I'm really happy about it!
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DC:
....we're doing some new stuff, too. With Green Arrow.
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Me:
Oh. That's cool. Like what?
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DC:
It's a TV show. He crashes on an island and everyone thinks he's dead and he comes back years later to right wrongs and stuff.
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Me:
Cool!
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DC:
Yeah, and his mom is evil!
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Me:
....wait, what?
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DC:
Yeah! Yeah, and Black Canary is his ex-girlfriend and her dad is the cop that's chasing him!
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Me:
Um.
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DC:
Except she's not Canary, she's just Dinah Lance. Except her name isn't Dinah, it's Laurel.
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Me:
WHY!?
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DC:
And he's not really like Ollie that much. He's more like Batman but with a bow and arrow.
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Me:
WHAT????
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DC:
Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
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Me:
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DC:
Like Smallville.
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Me:
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DC:
In that we change everything about the character but throw in enough WB-style teen drama to draw in non-comic fans.
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Me:
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DC:
And put in just enough nods to the comic to get desperate DC fans to talk about how maybe it might not be such a terrible thing.
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Me:
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DC:
Because it's basically the only thing they've got to cling to right now.
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Me:
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DC:
Because the new Batman movie looks even more shit than the first two were.
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Me:
I hate you.
